.

  • Show: Family Guy

  • When: Sundays 9pm

  • Status: Returning Series

  • Where: FOX

  • First Aired: January 1999

  • Country: United States

 
Regular Cast
Seth MacFarlane .... Peter Griffin/Brian Griffin/Stewie Griffin/
                              Glen Quagmire/Joe/Tom Tucker
Alex Borstein .... Lois Griffin 
Seth Green .... Chris Griffin 
Mila Kunis .... Megan Griffin (2000) 
Lacey Chabert .... Megan Griffin (1999-2000)
Recurring Cast
Adam Carolla .... Death (2000 - ) (voice) 
Mike Henry .... Cleveland (voice) 
Adam West .... Mayor Adam West (voice) 
Lori Alan .... Diane Simmons (voice) 
Tara Charendoff .... Janet/Various Others (voice)
Butch Hartman (I) .... Mr. Weed 
Jennifer Tilly .... Various Others (voice) 

 
UK - Season One | Season Two | Season Three 

 

Season One (1999-2000)

Season Two (2000-2001)

  1. Death Has a Shadow
  2. I Never Met the Dead Man
  3. Mind Over Murder
  4. Chitty Chitty Death Bang
  5. A Hero Sits Next Door
  6. The Son Also Draws
  7. Brian: Portrait of a Dog

 

 

 

 

 

 

  1. Peter Peter Caviar Eater
  2. Running Mates 
  3. Holy Crap
  4. If I'm Dyin', I'm Lyin'
  5. Love Thy Trophy
  6. Death is a Bitch
  7. The King is Dead
  8. Brian in Love
  9. I Am Peter, Hear Me Roar
  10. A Very Special Family Guy Freakin' Christmas
  11. Let's Go To The Hop
  12. Da Boom
  13. A Picture is Worth A 1000 Bucks
  14. 15 Minutes of Shame
  15. Dammit Janet
  16. He's Too Sexy For His Fat
  17. Road to Rhode Island
  18. E. Peterbus Unim
  19. The Story on Page One
  20. Wasted Talent
  21. Fore Father

Season Three (2001)

Season Four (2005)

  1. The Thin White Line

  2. Brian Does Hollywood

  3. Mr. Griffin Goes to Washington

  4. One If By Clam, Two If By Sea

  5. And the Wiener is..

  6. Death Lives

  7. Lethal Weapons

  8. When You Wish Upon a Weinstein

  9. A Very Special Family Guy Freakin' Christmas

  10. Brian Wallows and Peter's Swallows

  11. From Method to Madness

  12. Stuck Together, Torn Apart

  13. European Road Show

  14. Family Guy Viewer Mail #1

  1. North by North Quahog
  2. Fast Times at Buddy Cianci High
  3. Blind Ambition
  4. Don't Make Me Over
  5. The Cleveland-Loretta Quagmire
  6. Petarded
  7. Brian The Bachelor
  8. 8 Simple Rules For buying My Teenage Daughter
  9. Breaking Out is Hard To Do
  10. Model Misbehaviour
  11. Peter's Got Woods
  12. Perfect Castaway
  13. Jungle Love
  14. PTV
  15. Brian Goes Back to College
  16. The Courtship of Stewie's Father
  17. Fat Guy Strangler
  18. The Father, The Son, and The Holy Fonz
  19. Brian Sings and Swings

Season One

  1. Death Has a Shadow"
    Against strict orders from Lois, Peter drinks profusely at his buddy's bachelor party. After showing up at work hung over, Peter gets fired. When he applies for welfare, they accidentally send him a check for $150,000, which leads to a spending binge. When Lois discovers the truth, Peter attempts to return the money to the taxpayers by dumping it from a blimp at the Super Bowl. But when he is arrested, his family must come to the rescue.

     
  2. "I Never Met the Dead Man"
    While teaching Meg to drive, Peter crashes into a satellite dish and knocks out the city's cable. He goes crazy without television, until Lois suggests he spend more time with his family. This plan backfires when Peter drives the family nuts. Meanwhile, after Lois forces Stewie to eat his broccoli, he attempts to destroy all vegetables by building a weather control device.
     
  3. "Mind Over Murder"
    When Peter goes to Chris' soccer game, he inadvertently punches a woman he thought was a man. Restless under house arrest, Peter turns the basement into a bar and Lois ends up stealing the show. Meanwhile, Stewie attempts to create a time machine to avoid teething pain.
     
  4. "Chitty Chitty Death Bang"
    Lois is furious with Peter when he allows Meg to attend a party the same day as Stewie's first birthday. Unbeknownst to Meg, she's actually attending a cult meeting and when Peter brings her back home, the cult leader follows. Stewie recognizes the leader as the man who wants to return him to the "ovarian bastille."
     
  5. "A Hero Sits Next Door"
    When a bubbly new family moves next door, Peter gets annoyed. Lois becomes fast friends with Debbie, Meg tries to pick up on son Kyle and Peter is forced to invite Joe to play on his company baseball team. But when Joe shows up to the game in a wheelchair and wins the crowd's hearts with his slick maneuvers and winning plays, Peter decides he wants to be a hero too.
     
  6. "The Son Also Draws"
    Chris is booted from the Youth Scouts, so Peter takes the family to the Big Apple to get him reinstated. But when Peter takes a wrong turn, they end up at a Native American casino where Lois hits the slot machine once too often. Peter must embark on a vision quest to prove he has Native American blood to save the day. Stand-up comedian Bobby Slayton makes a guest voice appearance as Lenny, the pit boss.
     
  7. "Brian: Portrait of a Dog"
    Peter persuades Brian to swallow his pride and enter a dog show to win some extra cash. But when they argue over a trick gone bad, Brian decides he's had enough of being a second-class citizen. His struggle to assert his civil rights lands him on death row at the pound, where he discovers every dog has his day.

Season Two

  1. "Peter Peter Caviar Eater"
    When Lois' wealthy aunt dies unexpectedly, the Griffins inherit her extravagant mansion. Although his family doesn't want to relocate, Peter is eager to enter the ranks of the upper classes and moves them onto the estate. Revenue from the sale of the Griffins' old house goes to the live-in servants, who haven't been paid in months. Caught up in the spirit of his new social standing, Peter bids ten million dollars at the Historical Society for a work of art, offering to trade his mansion for the piece. It is revealed, however, that the mansion used to be a whorehouse and is not worth any significant amount. A commoner once again, Peter finds that his family still loves him.
     
  2. "Running Mates"
    Lois decides to run for the school board, which thrills Stewie who will be somewhat unsupervised during her campaign. Lois runs unopposed until Peter joins the race in order to get his favorite teacher reinstated. He immediately starts negative campaigning that spreads lies about Lois and shows sexy photos of her.. His tactics work and Peter is elected. His first order of business is to replace the hall monitors with robots. Ultimately, his new policies backfire when Peter allows Chris to bring porno mags to school and protests erupt. Peter must publicly apologize in order to win Lois back and save face with the town of Quahog.
     
  3. "Holy Crap"
    Peter's dad is forced to retire from the mill. A stern workaholic, the elder Griffin does not take retirement well. When Peter and Lois suggest that he come spend some time with them, Peter's dad agrees, and Peter gets excited at the prospect of bonding with his father. But the new living arrangement doesn't go according to plan: In addition to being a workaholic, Peter's dad is also a control freak. He tells the children what TV shows they can watch, tells Peter how to spend his free time and instructs Lois on how to raise the kids. Peter decides that the best way to get closer to his father is to bring him along to the toy factory, but this plan also backfires. Peter's boss is impressed by the retiree's work ethic and hires him as a foreman, ensuring widespread misery at the plant. After Peter's dad increases work hours and implements strict rules, Peter is desperate to make him quit, and tries to convince him to participate in a plot to kidnap the Pope. The Pontiff is also impressed by the retiree's ambition, and offers him yet another job.
     
  4. "If I'm Dyin', I'm Lyin'"
    When Peter's favorite show, Gumbel 2 Gumbel, faces cancellation, he takes drastic measures to save it. Using Chris as bait for "The Make-A-Dream-Come-True" Foundation, Peter tells them that Chris' dying wish is that the show be renewed. But when the Foundation arrives to check up on Chris' "tumorsyphillis-itis-osis", Peter panics and tells them that Chris was miraculously cured. Word spreads of the "miracle" and Peter becomes the "Miracle Healer of Quahog." Of course, Peter loves the attention and Lois thinks it's immoral to live such a lie. When the Griffins become mysteriously plagued by everything from locusts to bloody bathwater, Lois forces Peter to end the charade.
     
  5. "Love Thy Trophy"
    When their Who's the Boss float takes top prize in the Quahog Harvest Day Parade, the neighborhood literally goes to war over who gets custody of the trophy. Meanwhile, in an effort to get big tips at her new waitressing job, Meg tells customers that Stewie is her illegitimate crack baby. When family services investigates, and finds the Griffin home in the middle of a war zone, they take custody of Stewie. Once everyone finds out that Stewie's in foster care, the neighborhood declares peace and plots a rescue mission.
     
  6. "Death is a Bitch"
    Norm Macdonald Makes Guest Voice Appearance
    After Lois discovers a lump in Peter's breast, he lands in the hospital. He's okay, until the whopping bill arrives! To avoid payment, Peter fools the hospital into thinking he's dead. As a result, Death pays a visit to the Griffin home. While Stewie is excited to meet his idol, the rest of the family doesn't want Peter to go--especially Peter! A chase ensues and Death is injured. While He recuperates, Peter is forced to take over Death's unpopular duties.
     
  7. "The King is Dead"
    Lois is named the new artistic director of the Quahog Players theatre group and decides to direct The King and I as her first production. Peter wants to be a star and becomes such a nuisance that Lois makes him a producer to get him out of her hair. He goes on a major power trip and soon wrestles total control away from Lois, kicking her off the production team all together! Peter soon realizes his vision by turning the musical into a racy cyborg battle, complete with bikini-clad dancing girls.
     
  8. "Brian in Love"
    After cleaning up more than few pee stains around the house, Lois thinks it may be time to potty-train Stewie. Stewie, outraged that he's being blamed for the carpet stains, totally resists Peter's efforts to train him. Meanwhile, Brian knows the truth - that he's the one responsible for the "accidents." Mortified, he continues to blame Stewie, until an accident in the grocery store reveals his messy little secret. Brian goes to a therapist (Guest Voice: Sam Waterston) who suggests a European (you're-a-pee-n?) vacation to ease Brian's stress. Not until he returns from his travels does Brian realize the true source of his problem - his secret crush on Lois!
     
  9. "I Am Peter, Hear Me Roar"
    Peter starts telling inappropriate jokes at work and a female coworker sues him for harassment. Forced to go on a retreat for women, Peter resists at first. After two weeks, however, the effects of female bonding kick in and Peter becomes a sensitive male. Back at home, no one finds Peter's new "female" behavior charming, least of all Lois. Sure, the cuddling in bed is nice, but when Peter tries to breast-feed Stewie, Lois starts getting annoyed. When they both attend a women's charity dinner, Lois and the guest speaker get into a knock-down, drag-out fight--and Peter gets so turned on by the "chick" wrestling, he snaps out of his female phase.
     
  10. "A Very Special Family Guy Freakin' Christmas"
    Lois loves the holiday season and is excited about decorating the house, opening presents and introducing Stewie to Santa Claus. Stewie, on the other hand, is completely paranoid about this fat man in a red suit who can somehow maintain 24-hour surveillance on all the world's children!
    Peter, sent to drop off one gift to Toys for Toddlers, accidentally gives all the family's presents to the charity. When he and Lois hit the mall to rebuy everything - they are caught up in the last-minute shopping madness. Lois and Peter are completely frazzled, but Lois clings desperately to the hope that they can still have wonderful Christmas. That hope is dashed, however, when they arrive home to find Brian, the house and the Christmas turkey burned to a crisp. Lois finally snaps and goes on quest to snatch the star from atop the city's huge Christmas tree. Only Stewie's motivational speech as the baby jesus (and a tranquilizer gun) can bring Lois back down to earth.
     
  11. "Let's Go To The Hop"
    When the kids at Quahog High discover that licking toads will get them high, Peter poses as a student at Meg's school to narc out the young offenders. But the undercover work goes a little too well -- Peter soon finds himself the big man on campus, living the high school life he always wanted but never got. Next thing you know, Peter's going to the big school dance with Meg's rival Connie, the most popular girl in school.
     
  12. "Da Boom"
    Peter is paranoid about the end of the world and makes the family cancel all their New Year's Eve '99 plans. For once, he is right about something: On January 1st, 2000, bombs destroy every structure in the world, except for a surprisingly sturdy Twinkie factory. The Griffins set out to find the factory, but along the way Stewie is kidnapped by a band of mutants. The episode ends with Victoria Principal telling Patrick Duffy that she just had a dream in which she saw a crazy episode of Family Guy.
     
  13. "A Picture is Worth A 1000 Bucks"
    During a birthday visit to Funland, Peter runs into a former classmate who founded the amusement park. Peter starts to think he won't have a great legacy like Funland to leave once he dies. Chris gives Peter a painting to cheer him up, and Peter sells it to a New York gallery for five grand. Deciding that Chris is his only hope for a legacy, Peter moves the family to New York so Chris can become a famous artist.
     
  14. "15 Minutes of Shame"
    In an effort to up her popularity, Meg has a slumber party. However, the night is disrupted by the embarrassing antics of both Lois and Peter. Mortified, Meg takes the family on a talk show where they are "discovered" by network execs. The Griffins become a TV sensation when they are followed around by cameras 24-hours a day in a show called "The Real Griffins." Soon after the show's premiere, executives decide that Meg is too boring and have her recast with a slutty teen girl.
     
  15. "Dammit Janet"
    Fearing that Stewie has no social skills, Lois places him in daycare. Stewie hates the bureaucracy of the playground until he sets his eyes on doe-eyed toddler, Janet. While he tries various ways to impress her, he finally wins her over by sharing his cookies.
    Meanwhile, Lois now has nothing to do all day so Peter talks her into becoming a flight attendant. Peter's ulterior motive is to take advantage of the free travel - and he promptly starts abusing the privilege. When Peter and Lois land on the same flight, Peter's game is over! Unfortunately the plane is highjacked and forced to land in Cuba, where Peter and Lois remained stranded. After a trip to the local black market, the gain passage back to the U.S. on a lifeboat filled with refugees.
     
  16. "He's Too Sexy For His Fat"
    Due to Brian's embarrassing flea problem, the Griffin's move into a hotel while the house if fumigated. Lois and Peter soon discover that Chris has been skipping gym class because he's self-conscious about his body. Peter tries to talk Chris into getting liposuction, while Lois starts preparing him special low fat meals. Stewie starts taunting Chris by eating everything in sight, and starts packing on the baby fat.
    Even though Chris isn't up for surgery, Peter decides to go for it. The new, svelte Peter has Lois all hot and bothered. Peter loves the results of his lipo and decides to have some work done on his face. The new, handsome Peter starts getting all sorts of special treatment: at the gym, at the grocery store, even from total strangers. Lois doesn't like the new Peter's attitude, especially when he joins "The Beautiful People's Club." Karma catches up to Peter while he's on his way to the club. Unable to take his eyes off himself, Peter plunges his car over a cliff. The nasty fall - and subsequent crash-landing into a large vat of lard - leaves him horribly disfigured (ie: back to normal).
     
  17. "Road to Rhode Island"
    When Stewie begins causing trouble at his grandparents' house in Palm Springs, Brian offers to go across country to bring him home. But as Brian drinks in an airport bar, Stewie manages to lose the airline tickets, forcing them to road trip back to Quahog. Along the way, they stop at the puppy mill in Austin where Brian was born. After finding out that his mother has died, been stuffed, and now serves as a table, Brian and Stewie manage to steal the table (er, Mom) to give her a proper burial.
     
  18. "Road to Rhode Island"
    It's tax refund season, and everyone's cashing in except Peter! Tired of watching his neighbors buy expensive toys, Peter decides to get an accountant that can net him a profit. Satisfied that the new CPA will get him a huge refund, Peter announces to the family that he's going to use the money to put in a pool.
    While excitement at the Griffin house grows, Peter goes to get a building permit. He's shocked to learn that the city codes do not allow swimming pools. Outraged, Peter digs deeper (so to speak) and learns that the county has no record of his land. Armed with this new info, Peter decides to declare his land a country and make himself the president!
     
  19. "The Story on Page One"
    After an interview at Brown University, Meg realizes she needs more extra-curricular activities to gain entrance to this prestigious school. She joins every club and even tries cheerleading, but fails miserably at them all. Finally, she decides to join the school newspaper.
         Her journalism career goes nowhere, until Peter fabricates a story regarding actor Luke Perry. Peter writes a gossipy article, but uses Meg's byline. When the article is published it creates a sensation, because Peter claimed Luke Perry was gay. Meg and Peter soon become embroiled in a headline-grabbing lawsuit when Luke sues them for defamation of character.
  20.  "Wasted Talent"
    When the local brewery has a contest offering tours of the plant, Peter and his friends go on a drinking binge trying to find the winning beer can. Through a stroke of dumb luck, Peter and Brian actually find one of the winning "scrolls". In a Willy Wonka homage, Peter and Brian start the tour, but are quickly kicked out after breaking the rules.
         Meanwhile, Lois's students have a big piano recital/competition coming up - and Lois is praying one of her students wins. She thinks she's got a lock on it when she signs a new student, Ling, a piano prodigy. However, in her enthusiasm, Lois works Ling too hard and she drops out! In an odd twist, Peter - in a drunken stupor over being booted from the contest - sits down at the piano and plays brilliantly! Lois is thrilled and keeps Peter drunk long enough to win the piano recital.
  21. "Fore Father"
    After a father-son camping trip, Peter realizes how irresponsible Chris is after raccoons steal their food and their car. Back at home, Peter gets Chris a job at the local golf course to try and teach him to be more responsible. Chris is content to just pick up golf balls, until he discovers that Peter has entered the father-son golf tournament, with Cleveland Jr.!
         Discouraged that Peter is focusing all his attention on Cleveland Jr., Chris rebels by hanging out with Quagmire at strip clubs. Ultimately, Cleveland Jr. abandons Peter who recruits Chris at the last minute. However, when they lose, Peter must deal with an angry group of gamblers who put money on Cleveland Jr. Despite all the recent heartache, Chris gives his dad his first paycheck in order to save his butt!

Season Three

  1. The Thin White Line
    While searching for the meaning of life, Brian decides to help others. While on his quest, he joins the local police force, and becomes "top dog"
     

  2. Brian Does Hollywood
    The Griffin's visit Brian in Hollywood. To impress them he takes a job, and finds himself directing a porn film.
     

  3. Mr. Griffin Goes to Washington
    The toy company Peter works for is bought by a cigarette company, who want to use toys to sell cigarettes to children. Peter confronts his new bosses, following Lois' advice, and to shut him up they promote him to president, and Lois keeps her mouth shut, happy with all the new perks she is getting. Peter is sent to Washington by his bosses to try and stop a bill being passed that would put them out of business. Lois, who finds Stewie smoking, goes to Washington to stop Peter, and Peters new bosses are fined 100 million dollars.
     

  4. One If By Clam, Two If By Sea
    A hurricane strikes Quahog and destroys everything in its path, including The Drunken Clam. The bar is bought by an English guy who turns it into an English pub. Nigel Pinchley, the Brit who bought the pub, moves in next door to Peter and his family, and Stewie tried to teach Nigel's cockney daughter how to "Speak properly"
     

  5. And the Wiener is..
    In a bizarre episode, Peter is shocked and upset to discover that Chris has a bigger penis than he does. Peter, to compensate, buys a sports car and joins a gun club. Meg, meanwhile, joins the Flag Girls, and tries to act popular, but the cheerleaders don't like her, and embarrass her at a football game. Meg is then invited to a party at one of the girls houses. There she is tricked into kissing a pig.
     

  6. Death Lives
    It's Peter and  Lois' anniversary, so he decides to sneak of for a game of golf. There he is struck by lightning, and death pays him a visit. Death takes Peter on a revealing journey, telling Peter to take more notice of Lois or she will leave him. Peter also gives death dating tips and death dates a girl who works at the pet store. Peter makes it up to Lois by getting Peter Frampton to play a song for Lois.
     

  7. Lethal Weapons
    Quahog is invaded by New Yorkers who have come to see the pretty Fall leaves. Lois joins Bonnie's Tae-Jitsu class and is soon a black belt, so Peter uses her to drive away the New Yorkers. Lois' new violence enters the family home and an out and out brawl is the only way to get things back to normal.
     

  8. When You Wish Upon a Weinstein
    Meg gets a job at a local TV station, and she has an immediate crush on the hot male anchor. But her dreams turn sour when a geeky worker gets a crush on her. Stewie meanwhile, has his own problems, when he is victim of a bully. 
     

  9. A Very Special Family Guy Freakin' Christmas
    Lois is mad that Christmas has gone wrong. Brian burns down the house, and Peter accidentally gives all the presents away. Stewie is also scared of "this Santa Claus" who can watch children all day long, all year round.
     

  10. Brian Wallows and Peter's Swallows
    When Brian is arrested for drunk driving, he's forced to do community service, which consists of helping Peggy, a middle-aged, agoraphobic, bitter woman. Brian gets so fed up with her insanity, that he storms out of her house. Later, Brian watches a television documentary that reveals Peggy's past as a top advertising jingle singer of the 1950s and 60s. Brian warms up to her, realizing where her pain comes from, and eventually she warms up to him too. He convinces Peggy to actually go outside, but she gets by a bus. While on her deathbed, Brian and Peggy share a fantasy intimate moment, but as they are about to kiss, she dies.
    Meanwhile, Peter grows a beard and learns that a swallow has nested inside it. He wants to shave it off but can't when he finds out the bird is an endangered species. Peter eventually grows attached to the bird and starts feeling maternal. Lois is finally able to convince Peter to let the bird fly away and also teaches Brian about moving on with his life after Peggy's death.
     

  11. From Method to Madness
    When Brian expresses his interest in theatre, Lois tells him to try out for the Quahog School of Performing Arts. During the audition, Brian turns in a mediocre performance and is dismissed by the judges. Stewie, determined to get Brian a second chance, throws a melodramatic fit. The teachers, impressed with Stewie's theatrics, enroll him in the rising stars program. Stewie doesn't realize he is struggling at the school until he overhears his teachers discussing how he and Olivia, the school's most promising but overly haughty student. will be asked to leave if they don't shine in the quarterly review. Stewie tells Olivia that they must put on the performance of a lifetime or they'll get kicked out, and their routine is a hit. Stewie and Olivia become fast friends, but the harmony ends when competition, pressure and fast-fame set in. Olivia walks off the stage mid-routine, leaving Stewie to finish the performance. Stewie takes his act solo, but is booed everywhere he goes.
    Meanwhile Meg finally gets a boyfriend, a boy from an all- American family. There's only one problem with this family though - they're nudists.
     

  12. Stuck Together, Torn Apart
    Peter's jealousy reaches new heights when he accompanies Lois to the gynecologist. As the doctor prepares to examine Lois, Peter refuses to let him near her. Later, while shopping, Lois runs into an ex-boyfriend, Ross Fishman, who innocently asks her out for coffee. Fearful of Peter over-reacting, Lois sneaks off to meet Ross. At the same time, Joe picks up Peter for a joyride in his new high-tech surveillance van. While parked outside a diner, they see Lois and Ross inside. Using the van's high-tech gadgets, Peter misinterprets Lois and Ross' words. Angered, Peter decides to make Lois jealous by hiring prostitutes to pose as his ex-girlfriends. Realizing their marriage needs help, Lois and Peter see a marriage therapist, who suggests placing video cameras around the house for a week. After viewing the tapes, the therapist recommends that Peter and Lois date other people during a trial separation. Quagmire, hoping to take advantage of Lois' vulnerability, invites her on a date to a restaurant where they run into Peter and his gorgeous date, Jenner Love Hewitt. Lois becomes enraged with jealousy and shoos Peter's date away. They leave together happily.
    Meanwhile, Stewie and Brian accidentally super glue themselves together at the store. They have to wait a week before the solvent arrives in the mail. While stuck together, they actually begin to like one another. Of course, things return to normal the moment they're released from their glued prison
     

  13. European Road Show
    Stewie is addicted to the British hot children's show "Jolly Farm Review" based on Mother Maggie, a benevolent figure who looks after kids on a farm. Brian makes fun of Stewie for watching the show, but Stewie is determined to visit Jolly Farm in England because he thinks he belongs there. He stows away on a British Airways jet, which he assumes is headed for London. Brian tries to drag Stewie off the plane, but before he can, the plane takes off. When the plane lands, they discover that they are in Saudi Arabia are stranded in the middle of a desert with no passports or resources to get out. As luck would have it, Brian and Stewie encounter a Comfort Inn in the middle of nowhere and manage to steal a hot-air balloon to fly home, but the contraption falls apart over Italy, just as the Pope is about to address the masses. Brian wants to head home, but Stewie insists on finding the Jolly Farm in England. When they finally get to England, Stewie runs onto the set of the show. His fantasy is crushed when he encounters only a set full of props and disgruntled people, including Mother Maggie. Brian shows Stewie Charles Dickens' modest house and points out that Dickens was able to rise out of poverty to accomplish great things and Stewie will be able to achieve success even though he feels stifled at the Griffin house.
    Meanwhile, Lois and Peter travel to KISS-stock, where Lois embarrasses herself because she doesn't know the lyrics to a KISS song. She redeems herself though when it's revealed that she once hooked up with band leader Gene Simmons!
     

  14. Family Guy Viewer Mail #1
    Three mini-episodes. In the first, a genie grants Peter three wishes and he ends up being propositioned by Catherine Zeta-Jones (voice of Alex Borstein). Then, exposure to toxic waste gives the Griffins super powers (one per Griffin). Finally, in flashbacks, L'il Peter braves a haunted house (for awhile) to impress L'il Lois. Adam Corolla and Alex Trebek have voice cameos as himself and Death, respectively.

Season Four

  1. 1 May 05  North by North Quahog
    While attempting to put the spark back into their marriage, Lois and Peter stumble upon Mel Gibson's new movie "Passion of the Christ 2". In an effort to spare the world the torture of yet another Mel Gibson film, Peter and Lois attempt to steal and hide the only completed copy.
    Meanwhile, Stewie and Brian are playing parents to Chris and Meg back at home.
     
  2. 8 May 05  Fast Times at Buddy Cianci High
    When Chris' favorite teacher wins the lottery and quits, and Brian fills in as a substitute. After Brian is reassigned to a remedial class, a third teacher comes in and Chris develops an unrequited crush on her. Chris' devotion to his new teacher nearly gets him tangled in a mess of murder and intrigue.
     
  3. 15 May 05  Blind Ambition
    Peter attempts to achieve fame by setting the world's record for most nickels swallowed. However, a slight miscalculation leaves him blind with nickel poisoning.
     
  4. 2 Jun 05  Don't Make Me Over
    A mall makeover sets off a chain of events that leads to the Griffin family becoming a Brady-esque style family bank
     
  5. 12 Jun 05  The Cleveland-Loretta Quagmire
    When Peter and Brian catch Quagmire and Loretta in a compromising position Cleveland acts surprisingly calm
     
  6. 19 Jun 05  Petarded
    Peter is deamed mentally retarded after sitting an IQ test
     
  7. 26 Jun 05  Brian The Bachelor
    When "The Bachelorette" comes to Quahog, Brian is chosen to be a contestant.
     
  8. 10 Jul 05  8 Simple Rules For buying My Teenage Daughter
    When Peter runs up a tab at the local pharmacy, the only way out of paying the bill is to sell Meg to the owner’s son, Neil, who has been stalking her for months.
     
  9. 17 Jul 05  Breaking Out is Hard To Do
    Lois turns out to be a kleptomaniac and soon finds herself in jail, which leaves the Griffin household in more disarray than usual. And as the plot unfolds, Peter takes up sumo wrestling. Voice of Joe: Patrick Warburton.
     
  10. 24 Jul 05  Model Misbehaviour
    While Lois fulfills a lifelong dream of being a model, Brian, needing to pay for worming meds, becomes a salesman.
     
  11. 11 Sep 05  Peter's Got Woods
    Peter and James Woods (who lends his voice) become fast friends when Woods shows up in Quahog. He's in town because of a suggestion to rename James Woods High School after Martin Luther King Jr., a request from Meg's black history teacher, who's dating Brian.
     
  12. 18 Sep 05  Perfect Castaway
    Peter, Joe, Cleveland and Quagmire are lost at sea for months. Happily they're rescued, but Peter's return home has a very unhappy surprise
     
  13. 25 Sep 05  Jungle Love
    Chris, a victim of freshman hazing in high school, runs away to South America. Meanwhile, Peter gets a job in a brewery. One of the perks is free beer, and Peter reacts to it predictably. Carrie Fisher provides the voice of his supervisor, Angela.
     
  14. 6 Nov 05  PTV
     
  15. 13 Nov 05 Brian Goes Back to College
    After writing a story for a local magazine, Brian lands a job with the prestigious New Yorker. However, his college dropout status haunts him so he decides to go back to Brown University to get his degree. As Brian struggles to pass his class, Stewie enjoys the college lifestyle. Meanwhile, Peter and his friends combine forces to help the city (or so they think).
     
  16. 20 Nov 05 The Courtship of Stewie's Father
    When Stewie intensifies his efforts to kill Lois, she thinks he is acting out and orders Peter to spend more time with him. They begin to do some bonding until a theme park outing ends disastrously. Meanwhile, Chris does some bonding of his own when he develops a friendship with Herbert after breaking his window.
     
  17. 27 Nov 05 Fat Guy Strangler
    When Lois drags Peter to the doctor for a physical, his prognosis is clear: he's too fat. This news drives Peter to form the NAAFP, an advocacy group for the advancement of fat people. Meanwhile, Lois discovers her long-lost brother, Patrick, and fights to get him released from an insane asylum. But a string of fat guys go missing soon after, and Peter and the NAAFP ban together to get to the bottom of it.
     
  18. 18 Dec 05 The Father, The Son, and The Holy Fonz
    When Peter’s dad visits the Griffins, he tries to impose his religious beliefs on the family. But after a mishap leaves Stewie stuck living in a bubble, Peter searches for a new religion finding faith in his television hero the Fonz. But “Happy Days” are not quite here as the newly established Church of the Fonz struggles to retain its members.
     
  19. 8 Jan 06 brian Sings and Swings
    After an accident lands Brian in the hospital, he has a near-death experience that leads him to take a new lease on life. He finds a passion for singing and develops a new nightly gig with Frank Sinatra Jr., but his "live in the moment" lifestyle only goes so far. Meanwhile, Meg's sexuality swings the other way.
     

 

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