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Regular Cast Seth MacFarlane .... Peter Griffin/Brian Griffin/Stewie Griffin/ Glen Quagmire/Joe/Tom Tucker Alex Borstein .... Lois Griffin Seth Green .... Chris Griffin Mila Kunis .... Megan Griffin (2000) Lacey Chabert .... Megan Griffin (1999-2000) Recurring Cast Adam Carolla .... Death (2000 - ) (voice) Mike Henry .... Cleveland (voice) Adam West .... Mayor Adam West (voice) Lori Alan .... Diane Simmons (voice) Tara Charendoff .... Janet/Various Others (voice) Butch Hartman (I) .... Mr. Weed Jennifer Tilly .... Various Others (voice) |
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Season One
Season Two
Season Three
The Thin White Line
While searching for the meaning of life, Brian decides to help others.
While on his quest, he joins the local police force, and becomes "top
dog"
Brian Does Hollywood
The Griffin's visit Brian in Hollywood. To impress them he takes a job,
and finds himself directing a porn film.
Mr. Griffin Goes to Washington
The toy company Peter works for is bought by a cigarette company, who
want to use toys to sell cigarettes to children. Peter confronts his new bosses,
following Lois' advice, and to shut him up they promote him to president, and
Lois keeps her mouth shut, happy with all the new perks she is getting. Peter is
sent to Washington by his bosses to try and stop a bill being passed that would
put them out of business. Lois, who finds Stewie smoking, goes to Washington to
stop Peter, and Peters new bosses are fined 100 million dollars.
One If By Clam, Two If By Sea
A hurricane strikes Quahog and destroys everything in its path,
including The Drunken Clam. The bar is bought by an English guy who turns it
into an English pub. Nigel Pinchley, the Brit who bought the pub, moves in next
door to Peter and his family, and Stewie tried to teach Nigel's cockney daughter
how to "Speak properly"
And the Wiener
is..
In a bizarre episode, Peter is shocked and upset to discover that Chris
has a bigger penis than he does. Peter, to compensate, buys a sports car and
joins a gun club. Meg, meanwhile, joins the Flag Girls, and tries to act
popular, but the cheerleaders don't like her, and embarrass her at a football
game. Meg is then invited to a party at one of the girls houses. There she is
tricked into kissing a pig.
Death Lives
It's Peter and Lois' anniversary, so he decides to sneak of for a
game of golf. There he is struck by lightning, and death pays him a visit. Death
takes Peter on a revealing journey, telling Peter to take more notice of Lois or
she will leave him. Peter also gives death dating tips and death dates a girl
who works at the pet store. Peter makes it up to Lois by getting Peter Frampton
to play a song for Lois.
Lethal Weapons
Quahog is invaded by New Yorkers who have come to see the pretty Fall
leaves. Lois joins Bonnie's Tae-Jitsu class and is soon a black belt, so Peter
uses her to drive away the New Yorkers. Lois' new violence enters the family
home and an out and out brawl is the only way to get things back to normal.
When You Wish Upon a Weinstein
Meg gets a job at a local TV station, and she has an immediate crush on
the hot male anchor. But her dreams turn sour when a geeky worker gets a crush
on her. Stewie meanwhile, has his own problems, when he is victim of a
bully.
A Very Special Family Guy Freakin' Christmas
Lois is mad that Christmas has gone wrong. Brian burns down the house,
and Peter accidentally gives all the presents away. Stewie is also scared of
"this Santa Claus" who can watch children all day long, all year
round.
Brian Wallows and Peter's Swallows
When Brian is arrested for drunk driving, he's forced to do community
service, which consists of helping Peggy, a middle-aged, agoraphobic, bitter
woman. Brian gets so fed up with her insanity, that he storms out of her house.
Later, Brian watches a television documentary that reveals Peggy's past as a top
advertising jingle singer of the 1950s and 60s. Brian warms up to her, realizing
where her pain comes from, and eventually she warms up to him too. He convinces
Peggy to actually go outside, but she gets by a bus. While on her deathbed,
Brian and Peggy share a fantasy intimate moment, but as they are about to kiss,
she dies.
Meanwhile, Peter grows a beard and learns that a swallow has nested inside it.
He wants to shave it off but can't when he finds out the bird is an endangered
species. Peter eventually grows attached to the bird and starts feeling
maternal. Lois is finally able to convince Peter to let the bird fly away and
also teaches Brian about moving on with his life after Peggy's death.
From Method to Madness
When Brian expresses his interest in theatre, Lois tells him to try out for
the Quahog School of Performing Arts. During the audition, Brian turns in a
mediocre performance and is dismissed by the judges. Stewie, determined to get
Brian a second chance, throws a melodramatic fit. The teachers, impressed with
Stewie's theatrics, enroll him in the rising stars program. Stewie doesn't
realize he is struggling at the school until he overhears his teachers
discussing how he and Olivia, the school's most promising but overly haughty
student. will be asked to leave if they don't shine in the quarterly review.
Stewie tells Olivia that they must put on the performance of a lifetime or
they'll get kicked out, and their routine is a hit. Stewie and Olivia become
fast friends, but the harmony ends when competition, pressure and fast-fame set
in. Olivia walks off the stage mid-routine, leaving Stewie to finish the
performance. Stewie takes his act solo, but is booed everywhere he goes.
Meanwhile Meg finally gets a boyfriend, a boy from an all- American family.
There's only one problem with this family though - they're nudists.
Stuck Together, Torn Apart
Peter's jealousy reaches new heights when he accompanies Lois to the
gynecologist. As the doctor prepares to examine Lois, Peter refuses to let him
near her. Later, while shopping, Lois runs into an ex-boyfriend, Ross Fishman,
who innocently asks her out for coffee. Fearful of Peter over-reacting, Lois
sneaks off to meet Ross. At the same time, Joe picks up Peter for a joyride in
his new high-tech surveillance van. While parked outside a diner, they see Lois
and Ross inside. Using the van's high-tech gadgets, Peter misinterprets Lois and
Ross' words. Angered, Peter decides to make Lois jealous by hiring prostitutes
to pose as his ex-girlfriends. Realizing their marriage needs help, Lois and
Peter see a marriage therapist, who suggests placing video cameras around the
house for a week. After viewing the tapes, the therapist recommends that Peter
and Lois date other people during a trial separation. Quagmire, hoping to take
advantage of Lois' vulnerability, invites her on a date to a restaurant where
they run into Peter and his gorgeous date, Jenner Love Hewitt. Lois becomes
enraged with jealousy and shoos Peter's date away. They leave together happily.
Meanwhile, Stewie and Brian accidentally super glue themselves together at the
store. They have to wait a week before the solvent arrives in the mail. While
stuck together, they actually begin to like one another. Of course, things
return to normal the moment they're released from their glued prison
European Road Show
Stewie is addicted to the British hot children's show "Jolly Farm Review"
based on Mother Maggie, a benevolent figure who looks after kids on a farm.
Brian makes fun of Stewie for watching the show, but Stewie is determined to
visit Jolly Farm in England because he thinks he belongs there. He stows away on
a British Airways jet, which he assumes is headed for London. Brian tries to
drag Stewie off the plane, but before he can, the plane takes off. When the
plane lands, they discover that they are in Saudi Arabia are stranded in the
middle of a desert with no passports or resources to get out. As luck would have
it, Brian and Stewie encounter a Comfort Inn in the middle of nowhere and manage
to steal a hot-air balloon to fly home, but the contraption falls apart over
Italy, just as the Pope is about to address the masses. Brian wants to head
home, but Stewie insists on finding the Jolly Farm in England. When they finally
get to England, Stewie runs onto the set of the show. His fantasy is crushed
when he encounters only a set full of props and disgruntled people, including
Mother Maggie. Brian shows Stewie Charles Dickens' modest house and points out
that Dickens was able to rise out of poverty to accomplish great things and
Stewie will be able to achieve success even though he feels stifled at the
Griffin house.
Meanwhile, Lois and Peter travel to KISS-stock, where Lois embarrasses herself
because she doesn't know the lyrics to a KISS song. She redeems herself though
when it's revealed that she once hooked up with band leader Gene Simmons!
Family Guy Viewer Mail #1
Three mini-episodes. In the first, a genie grants Peter
three wishes and he ends up being propositioned by Catherine Zeta-Jones (voice
of Alex Borstein). Then, exposure to toxic waste gives the Griffins super powers
(one per Griffin). Finally, in flashbacks, L'il Peter braves a haunted house
(for awhile) to impress L'il Lois. Adam Corolla and Alex Trebek have voice
cameos as himself and Death, respectively.
Family Guy Synopsis Courtesy Of The Fox FG Site